1 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,724 Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,827 --> 00:00:12,275 And I live with my parents! Ow! 3 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,586 This is my dad! 4 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:19,206 This is my mom! [chuckles] 5 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,448 [giggles] This is my sister! She's shy. 6 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:24,896 This is my grandpa! 7 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:26,827 This is my room! 8 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:28,517 And this... 9 00:00:28,586 --> 00:00:30,068 [cheering] 10 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:34,000 This is my show! 11 00:00:42,379 --> 00:00:43,655 [sizzles] 12 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,034 [in Southern accent] Howdy, y'all! I'm Patrick Star! 13 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:55,931 And my show just got deep-fried and countrified! 14 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:58,137 Hope y'all are ready for... 15 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:01,758 [announcer] The Patrick Show presents... 16 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:04,068 Sea Haw! 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,758 [announcer] Featuring Lil' Squidina Star, 18 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:10,000 Cecil "Sam Hill" Star, 19 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:13,000 Bunny Sue Starline, 20 00:01:13,103 --> 00:01:15,034 Good Ol' Grandpappy Star, 21 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:17,896 Granny "Gravy" Tentacles, 22 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,620 Tinkle the Toilet, 23 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,310 Plop the Outhouse, 24 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:23,413 Perch Pecans, 25 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:25,137 Narlene and Nobby, 26 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:27,616 -Southern Fried Slappy... -[crickets chirping] 27 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,827 ...SpongeBob BarrelPants, 28 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:31,448 Rural Rube, 29 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:33,482 Old Man Jenkins, 30 00:01:33,586 --> 00:01:35,172 Old Man Walker, 31 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,241 Old Man Old Man, 32 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:39,344 Old Man Old Lady, 33 00:01:39,482 --> 00:01:41,068 Sandy Biscuits... 34 00:01:41,172 --> 00:01:43,551 Plus lots more fun! 35 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:46,620 Take it away, Maw and Paw! 36 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:51,586 This is one rootin' tootin' hootenanny! 37 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:53,275 Yee-haw! 38 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:56,413 [upbeat country music playing] 39 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:06,172 Spoon solo! 40 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:08,586 [laughs] 41 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:13,758 This is television poison! 42 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:16,862 Nevertheless, I will continue to hate-watch 43 00:02:16,965 --> 00:02:19,724 so that I have something to complain about. 44 00:02:19,827 --> 00:02:21,310 [munches] 45 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:24,448 [cheering] 46 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,379 ? whimsical music plays 47 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:27,931 [munching loudly] 48 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:31,586 Golly! Ain't nothin' tastier than corn! 49 00:02:31,689 --> 00:02:35,068 Or as some folks call it, maize. 50 00:02:35,172 --> 00:02:37,827 Huh? Now why'd they call it that? 51 00:02:37,931 --> 00:02:41,241 -[banjo plays] -'Cause it's ah-maize-ing! 52 00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:45,862 Hooey! That joke stinks worse than Plop the Outhouse. 53 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,551 Oh, come on. Plop doesn't smell that bad. 54 00:02:49,655 --> 00:02:52,310 You say that now. [laughs] 55 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:54,965 -[fog horn blows] -[sniffs] Ew! 56 00:02:55,068 --> 00:02:56,379 [SpongeBob grunts] 57 00:02:58,551 --> 00:03:00,448 Ain't almost nothin' better 58 00:03:00,586 --> 00:03:04,103 than sittin' out on ma porch drinkin' lemonade! 59 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:07,394 Yup! 60 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,102 [GrandPat] Almost nothing better? 61 00:03:09,103 --> 00:03:10,826 -[glass shatters] -? dramatic music plays ? 62 00:03:10,827 --> 00:03:14,310 What about a purty boo-kay of posies? 63 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:17,103 Oh, ain't that sweet, 64 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:22,206 but there's only one way to win my withered, country heart. 65 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:24,275 I'll do anything! 66 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:26,965 I'll tell ya what you can do! 67 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:30,448 Get off my porch! 68 00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:33,551 [GrandPat screams] 69 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,517 Look, Old Man Jenkins! 70 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:39,344 A shootin' star! Time to make a wish! 71 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:42,724 I wish this episode was over! 72 00:03:42,827 --> 00:03:44,793 -[laughs] -Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk. 73 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:47,000 Howdy, y'all! 74 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:50,068 Good ol' country livin' sure is fun, ain't it? 75 00:03:50,137 --> 00:03:52,247 -? tense music plays -Except, of course, 76 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,145 when you accidentally step on a rake 77 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:55,931 and get yer face bashed in! 78 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,310 Ah! 79 00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,655 Anyhoo! Don't worry! 80 00:03:59,758 --> 00:04:01,379 I wrote a song to help all y'all 81 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:05,034 avoid embarrassin' rake-related mishaps! 82 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,137 [cheers and applause] 83 00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:09,172 [upbeat music playing] 84 00:04:10,586 --> 00:04:12,551 ? Watch out for that rake ? 85 00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:14,000 ? Watch out for that rake ? 86 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:17,965 ? Oh, please, please, please watch out for that rake ? 87 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,688 ? If you don't watch where you're goin' ? 88 00:04:20,689 --> 00:04:23,000 ? There's a chance your face could break ? 89 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:24,310 ? So... ? 90 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,034 ? Watch out for that rake ? 91 00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:30,137 ? Watch out for that rake Watch out for that rake ? 92 00:04:30,138 --> 00:04:32,930 ? Keep your eyeballs fixed down to the floor ? 93 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,896 ? Watch ev'ry step you take ? 94 00:04:34,897 --> 00:04:37,240 ? There's a rake over here There's a rake over there ? 95 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:39,103 ? It's an endless sea of rakes ? 96 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:40,551 ? So please ? 97 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:42,517 ? Watch out for that rake ? 98 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:45,034 [banjo solo playing] 99 00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:51,000 ? Watch out for that rake ? 100 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:52,118 [music ends] 101 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:53,965 [cheering] 102 00:04:54,482 --> 00:04:56,034 Wish I had a nickel 103 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:58,896 for every time I stepped on a rake. 104 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,620 How much money would'ja have? 105 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:05,068 2.7 million dollars. 106 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:07,793 And five cents. 107 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:11,172 Hey there, Patrick! 108 00:05:11,275 --> 00:05:12,758 Hey there, Squidina! 109 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,931 What's hot, fresh, and full of corn? 110 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,137 Uh... 111 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:21,068 No, Patrick, it ain't mama's fritters. 112 00:05:21,137 --> 00:05:23,448 It's The Country News! 113 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:26,034 Howdy, y'all. 114 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,757 -[spittoon clangs] -First up this evening: 115 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:32,034 the corn report with Chuck "The Truck" Lawrence. 116 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:35,034 Chuck, what can y'all tell us? 117 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:37,448 It's corn. 118 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:39,586 There you have it, folks. 119 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:41,413 And now on a lighter note, 120 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:44,413 it's day five of GrandPat's litter watch 121 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:47,413 and those babies could be here any minute! 122 00:05:47,482 --> 00:05:49,620 -Let's take a look. -[snoring] 123 00:05:49,621 --> 00:05:50,757 [cries] 124 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:53,689 Codsarnit, ya plumb woke 'em up! 125 00:05:53,793 --> 00:05:55,379 Scram! Git! 126 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:57,241 [chuckles] New mothers. 127 00:05:57,310 --> 00:06:00,482 Well, that's all for us at The Ol' Country News! 128 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,137 Y'all come back now, ya hear? 129 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:09,000 [grunts] 130 00:06:12,931 --> 00:06:14,344 Sea Haw! 131 00:06:16,965 --> 00:06:21,517 Ain't nothin' better than sittin' on my porch. 132 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:26,068 I done ever'thang you asked, Mee-maw. 133 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:29,068 Swept your house, mopped your floors, 134 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:32,448 waxed yer tables, done your dishes, 135 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,827 even milked yer sea cows! 136 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:36,655 Anything else? 137 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,862 Just one more thing. 138 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,758 Get off my ding-dang porch! 139 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:43,000 [smacks] 140 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,344 Boy, was that corny. 141 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,000 And I should know. 142 00:06:47,103 --> 00:06:48,965 I live in corn. 143 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:50,965 -[laughs] -[squawks] 144 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:52,241 Ah! 145 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:56,413 [Sandy] Now it's time for Pacos Pat, 146 00:06:56,414 --> 00:06:57,861 the rootinest, tootinest, 147 00:06:57,862 --> 00:07:01,551 sharpshootin-est cob-boy in the West! 148 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:02,705 ? tense music plays ? 149 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:04,000 Draw. 150 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:13,931 He couldn't hit water if he was spitting in the ocean. 151 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:14,930 [laughs] 152 00:07:14,931 --> 00:07:16,379 Ow! Oh! 153 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:21,068 And now let's say a big howdy doody to... 154 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:23,482 None other than the ama- 155 00:07:23,586 --> 00:07:24,931 Thank you very much, 156 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:26,965 but we ain't need no introductions! 157 00:07:27,103 --> 00:07:31,172 Everybody who's anybody knows Narlene and Nobby! 158 00:07:31,275 --> 00:07:34,551 Say, Nobby, what was them wise words 159 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,620 you said to me the other day? 160 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:39,931 Oh, they durn near changed my life! 161 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:41,310 Uh... 162 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:43,620 [speaks gibberish] 163 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:45,827 Nope! That weren't it. 164 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:48,172 [speaks gibberish] 165 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:49,965 Hmm... That ain't it neither. 166 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:54,241 Well, howzabout I sing a song to jog your memory? 167 00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:56,586 ? Well... ? 168 00:07:56,655 --> 00:07:58,724 ? Momma is wise and Daddy's well-read ? 169 00:07:58,827 --> 00:08:00,997 ? But the smartest thing I ever heard said ? 170 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,379 ? Was what my dear ol' brother said to me ? 171 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:05,532 Tell it to 'em now! 172 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,516 ? Takkem bouta man ? 173 00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:07,689 ? Dem her dun boots ? 174 00:08:07,827 --> 00:08:09,758 ? Fly o'er da hee gum florjun shoots ? 175 00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:11,482 ? Da bayou ? 176 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:12,636 ? Heeya ? 177 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:13,965 That's right! 178 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,414 ? There's a local academic ? 179 00:08:15,448 --> 00:08:16,498 ? With a PhD ? 180 00:08:16,499 --> 00:08:17,654 ? Got a theory for a query ? 181 00:08:17,655 --> 00:08:18,915 ? But it don't impress me ? 182 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,137 ? Nobby's got him beat intellectually ? 183 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:22,862 ? Verbalizin' this philosophy ? 184 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:25,448 ? He says, takkem bouta man dem her dun boots ? 185 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:29,310 ? Fly o'er da hee Gum florjun shoots da bayou ? 186 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:31,103 ? Heeya ? 187 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,275 Everybody now! 188 00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:33,378 ? Takkem bouta man ? 189 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,378 ? Dem her dun boots ? 190 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:35,429 ? Fly o'er da hee ? 191 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,655 ? Gum florjun shoots ? 192 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:38,310 ? Da bayou ? 193 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:41,103 ? Heeya! ? 194 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,517 [cheers and applause] 195 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,000 [frustrated grunts] 196 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:50,344 [grunts] 197 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,655 -Bow to yer outhouse! -[cheering] 198 00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:57,827 You gotta go! Open the lid and do-si-do! 199 00:08:57,931 --> 00:09:00,241 -[SpongeBob screams] -[cheering] 200 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,137 Sea Haw! 201 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:08,724 Ain't nothin' better than sittin' on my porch. 202 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:11,551 Avast, ye old sea hag! 203 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,724 Get off my porch! 204 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:14,965 [groans] 205 00:09:16,344 --> 00:09:20,206 Ye be messin' with the wrong porch pirate, lassie! 206 00:09:20,862 --> 00:09:21,931 [groans] 207 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:25,000 This porch be ripe for plunderin'! 208 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:26,310 Prepare to board, lads! 209 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:28,379 -[bell rings] -[all] Yeah! 210 00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:30,379 [grunts] 211 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:33,068 [muffled] Get off my- 212 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:37,724 Alright, sea dogs. Shiver these timbers. 213 00:09:37,862 --> 00:09:39,896 -[moans] -Arr! 214 00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:42,241 -Cast off! -[bell rings] 215 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:46,551 [Sandy] Poor Granny "Gravy" Tentacles. 216 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:49,034 Who will help her now?! 217 00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:53,206 I can do it. I reckon. 218 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,586 [whistles] 219 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:57,206 [barks, pants] 220 00:09:57,310 --> 00:10:00,241 [grunts] If there's anything I like more 221 00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:02,310 than chasin' porch pirates, 222 00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:04,103 it's ridin' toilets. 223 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:05,517 Bare back! 224 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,130 -[cheering] -Who's with me? 225 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:09,482 ? Takkem bouta man dem her dun boots ? 226 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,896 ? Fly o'er da hee gum florjun shoots ? 227 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,551 ? Da bayou ? 228 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,827 ? Heeya ? 229 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,724 -[laughs] -You get them Porch Pirates! 230 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:19,877 [neighs] 231 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:21,482 Woo-hoo! 232 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,689 [corn cocks] 233 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,241 [munches loudly] 234 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:27,689 Ah! 235 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,068 [laughs] 236 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:31,103 -Arr! -[laughs] 237 00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:34,034 [laughs] 238 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:36,463 Hey! 239 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,034 Huh! 240 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,724 Cobs away! 241 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:42,586 [laughs] 242 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,482 [neighs] 243 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,896 Get off my p- 244 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Sea Haw! 245 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:10,344 What in tarnation was thatcornpone road apple? 246 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:17,413 ? Watch out for that rake ? 247 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,448 Sea Haw! 248 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:25,827 ? old time piano music playing ? 249 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:43,310 [inaudible dialogue] 250 00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:47,655 "I'm... going... to..." 251 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:50,551 Aw phooey! You're living in yesteryear! 252 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,827 We're doing talkies now, ya hear? 253 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:54,896 Did ya read that, Canny?! 254 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,517 I'm gonna kick ya into the next millennium! 255 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,379 [tank rumbling] 256 00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,310 Huh? 257 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:14,620 Ahh, not the Kelpbed Kids again. 258 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,862 You rascals better not be stirrin' up trouble. 259 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:20,241 No, sir, Officer Murphy. 260 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:22,586 We're just lookin' for our lost- 261 00:12:23,172 --> 00:12:24,344 Canny! 262 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:28,034 And now, we bury this time capsule 263 00:12:28,103 --> 00:12:31,827 for the residents of our fair city of Bikini Bottom 264 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:34,862 to unearth in 100 years! 265 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,103 [crowd cheering] 266 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:38,310 It's just a little dirt. 267 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:39,733 We can come back later and- 268 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,413 And now that we've broken ground, 269 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:45,206 please welcome the city's tallest 270 00:12:45,275 --> 00:12:48,551 and heaviest skyscraper! 271 00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:49,585 [groans] 272 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:51,551 [mechanical whirring] 273 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:56,137 [laughs] The only way you kids'll be gettin' that can back 274 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,896 is if ya happen to be here in a hundred years 275 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:00,620 when they're diggin' it up! 276 00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:02,275 Aw nerts! 277 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,206 [all sigh] 278 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:10,000 Oh, Canny! Life's so blue without ya! 279 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,586 You said it! 280 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:15,172 A hundred years is a long time to wait! 281 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:18,724 Ah. If only we could build a working time machine 282 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:22,103 out of all the stuff a kid can find for free... 283 00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:25,482 [gasps] Hoops, you're a regular Einstein! 284 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,655 Who says we can't?! 285 00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:31,931 ? old time montage music plays ? 286 00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,655 [grunts] 287 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:41,310 What a beaut! 288 00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:45,344 Oh! We plumb forgot the most important part! 289 00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,655 Plutonium fuel rods? 290 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:48,965 [ominous thrumming] 291 00:13:48,966 --> 00:13:50,136 Close! 292 00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:53,103 The baseball card in the spokes! 293 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,482 It'll make a keen sound 294 00:13:54,483 --> 00:13:56,654 -as we travel through time! -[rattling] 295 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:59,793 [whistles] Alright, Wiggly, you're up! 296 00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:02,586 [barks, pants] 297 00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:07,724 [panting] 298 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:09,379 Ooh! 299 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,517 [barking] 300 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,619 [zapping] 301 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,068 Welcome, citizens, 302 00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:18,896 to the 100th birthday of Bikini Bottom's oldest 303 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,620 and most venerated skyscraper! 304 00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:24,379 [cheering] 305 00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:27,034 To kick off our celebration today, 306 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,965 we'll be unearthing a time capsule 307 00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:33,068 from beneath this majestic and inspiring landmark 308 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,034 that will surely be here for another hundred years to come. 309 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:41,206 Now, let's see that time capsule! 310 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,068 Sure thing, boss! 311 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,034 Time capsule time! 312 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,896 [grunts] Aha! 313 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,000 [electricity powering down] 314 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:56,793 Oopsy daisy! Let's try that again. 315 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,689 [grunts] Aha! 316 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,793 Wrong again! 317 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:04,310 Third time's the charm. 318 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,931 [cheering] 319 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,413 Huh? Oh! 320 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:16,275 I'm comin', Canny! 321 00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:19,241 Sweet Neptune! What's on your face? 322 00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:21,896 [gasps] It's on me too! 323 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,206 Get it off! Get it off! 324 00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:25,309 [groans] 325 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,586 -Ah, that's better! -[groans] 326 00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:30,241 -[groans] -[groans] 327 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,586 [groans] 328 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,413 Oh my. Looks like everything in the time capsule 329 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,482 has turned to dust... 330 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,482 Eh. Except this old, beat-up can. 331 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,068 Canny! 332 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,620 Sweet Neptune! 333 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:50,827 This is an antique, solid lead kicking can! 334 00:15:50,828 --> 00:15:53,309 Oh, they only produced this model for six months 335 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:54,965 because it was sotoxic! 336 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:59,724 [gasps] This can is so rare and valuable, 337 00:15:59,827 --> 00:16:03,310 it belongs in the Bikini Bottom Cultural Museum! 338 00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:04,463 [gasps] 339 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,000 Is it really...? 340 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,827 ? dramatic music playing ? 341 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:12,413 It is! It's Canny! 342 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,827 They finally dug up ol' Canny! 343 00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:19,862 Ooh, and he's worth a lotta moolah now! 344 00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:22,827 Listen up! I can make us all rich 345 00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,103 beyond our wildest dreams! 346 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:27,172 But I need your help. 347 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:30,448 Say, is this one of those phone scams 348 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,827 my granddaughter warned me about? 349 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,689 I'll go get my credit card! 350 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:36,931 No, Hoops! 351 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:40,137 It's GrandPat, and this ain't no scam, 352 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,896 it's a scheme! 353 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,413 [all] Ooh! 354 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,586 Remember Canny? 355 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,310 [all sadly] Yeah. 356 00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,172 Well, they dug him up! 357 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,482 [all] Ooh! 358 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:53,206 And he's worth a fortune! 359 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,379 [all] Wow! 360 00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:56,724 They're gonna put him in the museum, 361 00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:59,206 but I say we break in there 362 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,482 and take back our rightful property. 363 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,344 [Patrick and Squidina] GrandPat! 364 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,896 Stealing is wrong, 365 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,551 and you know that! 366 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:10,137 It ain't stealin' if it was my can first! 367 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,689 'Sides, you know what's worse than stealing? 368 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:14,551 Eavesdroppin'! 369 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,739 GrandPat! 370 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,379 ...deserves privacy and respect 371 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:18,965 while plotting, kids! 372 00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:23,000 You're grounded until GrandPat's scheme comes to fruition! 373 00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:25,655 [both] Sorry, GrandPat. 374 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:26,827 GrandPat! 375 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,103 What now?! 376 00:17:28,104 --> 00:17:30,723 Just saying hi! Hey, sweetie, what's for dinner? 377 00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:35,379 Well, we could do fajitas, or borscht, or headcheese... 378 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,379 This phone line is compromised! 379 00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:40,620 Meet me at "the location." 380 00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:44,000 Let's ride! 381 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:47,172 ? dramatic music playing ? 382 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,551 Oh! My back! 383 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:57,758 -Oh! -Is fixed! 384 00:17:58,172 --> 00:17:59,241 Okay, everyone. 385 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,334 -Canny is in there! -Canny is in there! 386 00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:03,862 The Kelpbed Kids?! 387 00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:06,862 Is that what I'm going to look like when I'm old? 388 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,241 Better believe it. 389 00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:11,275 And you better not be here for the can. 390 00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:13,586 Yeah? And why is that? 391 00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:15,862 'Cause we got it all figured out. 392 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,275 First we'll glide onto the roof... 393 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:22,793 Make ourselves a skylight. And after we're inside- 394 00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:25,136 -[record needle scratches] -Quit this jibber-jabber! 395 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,275 Here is what we are gonna do. 396 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:31,137 Wait until everyone leaves at night 397 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:34,103 and the artwork comes alive. 398 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:37,931 ? old time piano music playing ? 399 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,103 [evil laugh] 400 00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:41,241 Rescue Canny and then- 401 00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:43,758 [GrandPat] Mrs. Puff swipes the can from you! 402 00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:46,357 [Lil GrandPat] What the-?! Then we take him back! 403 00:18:47,413 --> 00:18:48,655 Oh yeah?! 404 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:51,172 -Yeah! -Oh yeah?! 405 00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:53,965 -Yeah! -Oh yeah?! 406 00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:56,620 [both grunting] 407 00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:59,586 That can is ours! 408 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,724 [fighting grunts] 409 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,551 -[alarm blaring] -Quick! Everybody split up! 410 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,793 Huh? That there sounded like the Kelpbed Kids! 411 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:14,551 Ooh! Their shenanigans stop tonight! 412 00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:16,550 -[moaning] -[bones rattling] 413 00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,517 ? dramatic music playing ? 414 00:19:21,571 --> 00:19:23,516 [crash] 415 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,448 [groaning] 416 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,034 I don't think you're supposed to touch that. 417 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,896 Oh, come on now. 418 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,965 See a penny, take a penny! [snickers] 419 00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,448 -[gasps] -[screaming] 420 00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:46,034 -[groans] -Out of my way! Me first! 421 00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:49,034 Show some respect to your elders, young man! 422 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:50,344 Me first! 423 00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,551 -No. Me first! -Me... 424 00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:54,199 -[muffled] ...first! -[gasps] 425 00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,310 Wow! 426 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,827 Wait a minute. 427 00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:07,482 On second thought, after you! 428 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,344 Oh, thank you, kind sir. 429 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:10,517 [grunts] 430 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:14,965 Where are my manners? [chuckles] After you, sir. 431 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:17,204 -Well, thank you, Sonny. -[alarm wailing] 432 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,448 -But I insist. After you. -But I insist. After you. 433 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:23,344 -Don't mind if I do. -[alarm blaring] 434 00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,620 [grunts] After you. 435 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,172 -[crashes] -[GrandPat] No. After you! 436 00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:30,379 [Lil GrandPat] After you! 437 00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,172 [both] After me! 438 00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:36,379 It's after us! 439 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,551 [screams] 440 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,172 Huh? 441 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:41,360 [groans] 442 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,413 [whimpering, screaming] 443 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,517 [all screaming] 444 00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:54,758 Alright! I've caught you two whippersnappers! 445 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,793 It's time to face the music. 446 00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:59,103 You've left me with no choice but to... 447 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,344 [shivering] 448 00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,931 ...call your parents! 449 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,275 I'm sure they'll give ya a stern talking-to. 450 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:09,103 [phone ringing] 451 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,931 Huh. Well, it looks like you got lucky this time. 452 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,827 -[both] Phew! -But don't let it happen again! 453 00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,620 Well, it's not so bad. 454 00:21:20,621 --> 00:21:21,654 Yeah. 455 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,965 [both] Still got the can! 456 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:25,827 [grunts angrily] 457 00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:29,586 I guess there's only one way to settle this. 458 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:34,000 One game. Kick the can. Winner takes all. 459 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:37,448 And may the best GrandPat win. 460 00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:39,862 Let's see what you got! 461 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,068 [grunting] 462 00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:42,067 [rustles] 463 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,310 [grunts] Huh? 464 00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:45,448 ? old time music playing ? 465 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:55,344 [all laughing] 466 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,068 Ooh, me! I got it! 467 00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,137 [all laughing] 468 00:21:59,138 --> 00:22:01,378 -[shatters] -[GrandPat] Uh-oh. 469 00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:03,896 [Lil GrandPat] Quick! Let's cheese it! 470 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,413 [Old Officer Murphy] Kelpbed Kids! 471 00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:09,413 ?? 472 00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:14,013 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0